hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?
i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties
yes i do
no one can twerk dat ass like you
i swear its true
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who is ole hickory ham mike and why is he texting me
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she blocked me on twitter, facebook, instagram, formspring, myspace, msn, youtube, and google+. however she forgot to block me on neopets. i plan on sending her some virtual roses
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So someone got the wrong number today and I went with it.
I can’t get away from this website……
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She was perfect, pure maddening sex, and she knew it, and she played on it, dripped it, and allowed you to suffer for it.
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My followers suddenly start to get really interested in me and ask me questions.
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